There was this woman, and she was flying on an aeroplane.

She was flying to meet her fiance

sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth.

She was seated next to this man who

she tried to start conversations

the only thing she heard him say was

Bloody Mary

and she's sitting there reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country

that she couldn't pronounce the name of.

She's feeling very bored and despondent.

And then, suddenly there was a huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out.

They started just falling 30,000 feet

The pilots on the microphone and he's saying

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry oh my god I'm sorry"

and apologizing

and she looks at the man and she says

"Where are we going?"

And he looks at her and he says

"We're going to a party, it's a birthday party, it's your birthday party, happy birthday darlin', we love you very, very, very, very, VERY much."

And then he starts humming this little tune and it kind of goes a little like this

One, two

One, two, three, four